he’s my spirit animal
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
An artist with Alzheimer’s drawing self-portraits.
Terrible, frightening disease.
this just broke my heart
Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.
how do you poop on a wall when there’s a toilet right there
one time my friend had to throw up but he also had diarrhea so he had to make a moment’s decision which one he wanted on the floor and which one he wanted in the toilet
“paper cuts or blowtorch” seems like a really wide pain range
great. tomorrow i’m gonna feel either a papercut or a blowtorch.